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The most surprising news story of all over the Christams holiday, was the discovery that e-Envoy Andrew Pinder and the Archbishop of Canterbury. Dr Rowan Williams, appear to be one and the same person.



A swift comparison of photographs of the two men appears to confirm suspicions that the Prime Minister's 'Broadband Britain' initiatiative contains a hidden spirtual agenda which will be revealed through the Office of the e-Envoy's UK Online service.